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		<title>Fourth of July Parade</title>
		<link>http://www.colleen-n-mark.com/2007/07/04/christopher-july-4th-2007-658-am/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2007 01:38:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Taber</dc:creator>
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Christopher made his debut performance today with the Carmel High School marching band in the city&#8217;s Fourth of July parade.  The weather was hot and humid, but the band sounded really good. And Christopher said marching in the parade wasn&#8217;t as bad as he thought it&#8217;d be. They apparently do a good job of [...]]]></description>
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<p>Christopher made his debut performance today with the Carmel High School marching band in the city&#8217;s Fourth of July parade.  The weather was hot and humid, but the band sounded really good. And Christopher said marching in the parade wasn&#8217;t as bad as he thought it&#8217;d be. They apparently do a good job of toughening the kids up in practice. <img src='http://www.colleen-n-mark.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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<p>Before the parade the saxophone section had a breakfast at the section leader&#8217;s house. On the drive over Christopher was a bit apprehensive about his first social event in high school, but he says he had a good time watching videos of past band performances and getting excited about playing in one of the top high school marching bands in the country.</p>
<p align="left">Here&#8217;s a short video of the band playing a pretty good-sounding Stars and Stripes Forever several times at different parts of the parade route. You can spot Christopher by looking for the tenor saxophone player wearing the black shoes:</p>
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		<title>Sicko: See It</title>
		<link>http://www.colleen-n-mark.com/2007/06/28/sicko-see-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 02:53:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Taber</dc:creator>
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We saw a sneak preview of Sicko last weekend, and maybe it was the festive atmosphere of seeing it along with a full theater of similarly minded people, but I have to admit it was far more entertaining and funny than I ever thought a documentary about health care could possibly be &#8212; even [...]]]></description>
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<p>We saw a sneak preview of Sicko last weekend, and maybe it was the festive atmosphere of seeing it along with a full theater of similarly minded people, but I have to admit it was far more entertaining and funny than I ever thought a documentary about health care could possibly be &#8212; even a Michael Moore film.</p>
<p>He has really perfected his own particular genre of gonzo-satiric-documentary making. Techniques like where he plays the faux skeptic and then lets the real people he&#8217;s visiting set him straight &#8212; letting <em>them</em> make the point that <em>he</em> wanted to make in the first place, of course &#8212; &#8220;next thing you&#8217;ll try to tell me ,&#8221; he says with mock surprise to a group of Americans living in France, &#8220;is that in France the government will even do my <em>laundry</em> for me if I need it!&#8221; And then the next scene is of the government-paid nanny for new mothers doing the family laundry.</p>
<p>Or digging up archive footage of some obscure hearing to satirize the absurdity of the situation he&#8217;s exposing &#8212; e.g., Bill Frist and various US military officers going on and on and on about how well-cared-for the Al Quaeda terrorists at Guantanamo Bay are, and how they receive state-of-the-art medical treatment &#8212; in contrast to Moore&#8217;s 9/11 heroes who can&#8217;t get any kind of medical treatment for their conditions.</p>
<p>There <em>are</em> some things I wish he wouldn&#8217;t have glossed over or that could have been qualified even a little bit (like the care they received in Cuba almost certainly was for propaganda purposes &#8212; which he could have acknowledged without weakening the drama and irony of the scene), but overall it&#8217;s a remarkably effective, entertaining and in many ways even universal and non-partisan movie.</p>
<p>After the show, everyone in our group had stories of their own to relate about their experiences with health care insurers. Like my own insurer (Blue Cross Blue Shield of Minnesota) that routinely denies every single one of my claims for a particular doctor &#8212; even though these visits have been preapproved by the insurer and I have the documentation to prove it &#8212; and then just as routinely pays them immediately <em>after</em> I go to the trouble of calling up and inquiring.</p>
<p>And I&#8217;m sure there are a lot of other people throughout America, of all stripes and political persuasions, who have similar and certainly much, much worse stories to tell about their health care insurers.</p>
<p>So maybe this will be Moore&#8217;s more popular, most universal movie so far. Only the CEOs of health insurance companies, with their multi-million dollar compensation packages and gold-plated headquarters buildings and hospitals &#8212; as well as, of course, their bought-and-paid-for politicians who leave Congress to become lobbyists after doing the industry&#8217;s bidding &#8212; have any cause to not like this movie.</p>
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		<title>In the Houston Airport: Colts-Ravens AFC Playoff Game</title>
		<link>http://www.colleen-n-mark.com/2007/01/16/houston-airport-colts-ravens-afc-playoff-game/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2007 19:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Taber</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This past Saturday &#8212; January 13, 2007, Melinda&#8217;s 18th birthday &#8212; I was coming back from the sales meeting in Tucson and as I walked up to the gate in Houston for my connecting flight to Indianapolis, I noticed almost everyone was focused intently at the big screen TV at one end of the waiting [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This past Saturday &#8212; January 13, 2007, Melinda&#8217;s 18th birthday &#8212; I was coming back from the sales meeting in Tucson and as I walked up to the gate in Houston for my connecting flight to Indianapolis, I noticed almost everyone was focused intently at the big screen TV at one end of the waiting area. </p>
<p>I glanced up at the screen and saw that it was the final three minutes of the Indianapolis Colts-Baltimore Ravens AFC playoff game, with Indianapolis leading 12 to 6. So it made perfect sense that a lot of the people in the waiting area for a flight to Indianapolis would be more interested in seeing how such a close game ended up than just about anything else, including boarding a plane that was about to take off. </p>
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<p>But then I noticed that when the Colts managed to pick up a first down, some of the people standing around me expressed not happiness but severe disappointment. One guy even slammed his briefcase onto the floor and said something about being cursed. So I looked closer at the gate right next to ours and the flight leaving from there was going to Baltimore! </p>
<p>We had Baltimore people on the left side, Indy people on the right side, and the TV in the middle. And it wasn&#8217;t until the Colts definitively clinched the game by hitting a field goal with 28 seconds left, that the poor Continental Airlines people managed to get <i>anyone</i> on either side of the TV screen to board the planes for the impending flights. </p>
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		<title>Princess</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2005 21:53:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Taber</dc:creator>
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One day we stacked some chair cushions up to clean them off &#8212; and within two seconds guess who we found taking advantage of the sudden appearance of something extra comfy &#8212; our little calico princess.

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One day we stacked some chair cushions up to clean them off &#8212; and within two seconds guess who we found taking advantage of the sudden appearance of something extra comfy &#8212; our little calico princess.</p>
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